What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Still no good

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

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Then came..

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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