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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:06

Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Harvard scientists issue 'toxic' warning over 'hidden dangers' of protein powders - LADbible
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Still no good
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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